Funny Name: Celebrity Trolling Edition

I found a recipe in The Grange Cookbook Casseroles Including Breads (1969) that I'm pretty sure Gwyneth Paltrow would NOT approve of, no matter what the title might suggest.

Hey-- at least this Goop will cost waaay less than a jade egg, and it will actually do something constructive: feed 50 people.

(Also, I love the fact that a recipe so big that it calls for 1/3 cup of salt is so cautious with the pepper. A half-teaspoon is plenty.)