Have you ever wondered what a breast would look like if you painted it up to look like a target? I never did either. At least not until I looked in the Better Homes & Gardens Make-Ahead Cook Book (1971). There, whether you want it or not, you will find an answer:
Well, at least it's an answer if the breast is really pale and, for some reason, surrounded by crackers.
Okay, maybe I'm the only person who looks at the appetizer cheesecake and sees a giant, target-patterned, cracker-covered boob.
It's basically a sour cream dip molded in a bowl with layers of cracker crumbs. I can't decide whether it sounds pretty good or whether the layers of cracker crumbs would be unpleasantly soggy and mushy. I just know that with those FIVE DROPS of hot sauce to two cups of sour cream plus assorted veggies, my mom would have thought this was a super-spicy recipe, so she never would have made it and I never would have gotten to giggle about it....