Family Favorites (St. John's Lutheran Church, 1976) gives diners one way to know whether they are welcome guests.
Favored guests are served Favorite Good Beef. Guests who are wearing out their welcome get Passably Good Beef. Guests who have stopped by waaay too often get the Not Very Good Beef. People who shouldn't have stopped by at all get the Frankly, No-Good Beef.
(For an explanation of Funny Name Saturdays, click here.)