You'd think this cookbook would focus on cooking for... you know... two people.
You might want to fortify yourself with a little something before I tell you the next bit.
I mean make yourself a nice two-tone: tomato on the bottom, sauerkraut juice on the top. Drinking sauerkraut juice should prepare you for anything.
Okay, now even if the recipes say they're for two...
You better make enough for the boss, too. Impress him with your border of mashed potatoes around that meaty chop so your husband can get that raise he always wanted.
Your husband is not the mild-mannered guy he pretends to be at home, either. He wants you to impress all the guys he knows.
That's right. He's going to boast about your big bursting blueberries to everybody.
And people think the fifties were so buttoned-up.