Funny Name: Even Crabbier

We're all crabby sometimes, like on the weekend after a holiday that forced you to spend time with the family OR on the weekend after a pandemic forced you to spend the holiday alone and away from your family OR on the weekend when everyone is still fighting because someone insisted on having a gathering even though it wasn't safe/ refused to have the gathering even though it is tradition. The point is, there are a lot of irritated people right about now.... When life is even more irritating than normal, crabby by itself might not be quite enough. That's when you've got a case of the Crab Crabbies.

I'm not sure if this mixture of crab, Worchestershire, "CheezeWhiz," and zwieback from Tri Kappas Kitchen Kapers (Alpha Rho Chapter of Kappa Kappa Kappa, Inc., 1976) is likely to mitigate or aggravate a case of the crab crabbies, but at least the name might make you smile. Try to enjoy what's left of the weekend!