The best way to do that is with an extremely long-eared bunny relaxing in a very poorly maintained hot tub, apparently. Just watch out for bunny's whiskers! They bite back.
Oh, and if you're wondering why hot tub bunny has to share the page with Santa on a motorcycle, the book has different tablecloths to designate different chapters. Every holiday dessert gets the Santa tablecloth, so now all the bunnies, jack-o-lanterns, and sentient candy corn have another reason to resent the pudgy old guy for stealing the spotlight. Happy jumbled-up holidays!
That is disturbing on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm going for!
DeleteIf you listen very carefully, you can hear the bunny scream "KILL ME!"
ReplyDeleteAnd then there's a string of other words, too, but I probably shouldn't print them.
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