Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Breakfast that will make you burst, even before the turkey hits

November means turkey and pumpkin pie recipes for any cooking magazine. Gourmet's 1977 offering tries to keep its holiday spread fresh by using a trick grandma used to use-- substituting winter squash for pumpkin to make a squash pie. 

We're not going to look at more turkeys and pumpkin-spiced pies, though. I'm taking a cue from the cover. The real November treat for the idle rich was apparently to go for a Thanksgiving hunt in Connecticut, "complete with sumptuous hunt breakfast" because, you know, there just aren't enough opportunities to gorge oneself at Thanksgiving.

For those who want to reproduce the experience at home (rather than eating at "Chef Victor Modic's Thanksgiving hunt breakfast buffet"), the menu will be easy to fit into holiday cooking schedules: Gazpacho Bloody Marys, Cheshire Cheese Omelets, Seafood Quiche, Apricot-Glazed Pecan Coffee Ring, Apple Crisp with Almond Streusel, Rumtopf, and Pumpkin Cheesecake, plus these two recipes that I could easily scan without ripping the collection apart.

The first recipe depends on previous success at a hunt, unless your party can field dress and butcher a deer really damn fast:

I'm sure it was a complete coincidence that this venison sausage recipe appears just a page away from a food processor ad.

The spread also features this unique take on apple dumplings:
These aren't apples baked in a pastry crust, but apple bites cooked in a gnocchi-esque casing. I hadn't seen any apple (and plum) dumplings like these before.

Since I didn't scan the full menu, I'm throwing in another brunch-appropriate, super-rich dish from the same issue. November is the month to gain 10 pounds to get in practice for December's 15, right?


Yeah-- Noodles with Scrambled Eggs encourages you to split a dish containing a full stick of butter between two people-- three if you're feeling stingy. Let the holidays begin.

4 comments:

  1. I think I just gained 10 pounds by simply reading that last recipe!

    I can understand why hunt club members would eat a hunt club breakfast, because riding to hounds can be very vigorous exercise, but unless you plan to spend the rest of your day engaged in some equivalent physical activity then who in their right mind would eat that much food on Thanksgiving morning? And of course the idle rich are not preparing this meal for themselves, nor are they preparing the Thanksgiving dinner to be consumed later. Even an exceptional home cook would probably balk at the idea of preparing two humongous and complicated meals in one day (although at least that person would likely be getting enough exercise to consume that amount of food)!

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    1. No one could ever accuse "Gourmet" of being practical!

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  2. Why yes, of course (sarcasm). I always think of potatoes when I hear apple dumplings. Apparently only poor people think of apples first when they hear that phrase.

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