I'd usually pity the cooking-haters condemned to make their own handouts for Halloween, but I don't know here....
Spending a late-October evening popping and candying a couple quarts of popcorn sounds like a lot more fun than grading a couple classes' worth of essays, which is what I'm sure to be doing. Maybe a little of that Halloween magic was enough to make Bracken's disciples sort-of enjoy cooking once in a while. (Or, more likely, they were handing out Bit-O-Honey, Bottle Caps, or Laffy Taffy while ignoring the almanac's advice!)
Well, all this talk of candy has made me ready to hunt down some Reese's peanut butter pumpkins. Have a sweet October!
Now if you don't want to deal with candy you can set out a teal pumpkin and give away spider rings, stickers, and other dollar store knick-knacks while the neighborhood children plot to vandalize your house unless you give in and make with the individually wrapped, factory sealed candy.
ReplyDeleteI would have preferred dollar store knick-knacks as a kid, especially if stickers were involved.
DeleteTake your broomstick in for a lube job?
ReplyDeleteThat does sound like a euphemism, doesn't it?
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