I was most intrigued that the list of recipes at the beginning of the chapter promised one that "scrimpeth on calories." How was the book going to manage this? When I came across this recipe, I assumed it was the answer.
Anything with cottage cheese was usually the diet option in old cookbooks, as the protein in the cottage cheese (presumably) canceled out all the calories in the cream. I was wrong, though. While other breads have a rationale for their inclusion (mostly ease of preparation, or, in the case of beer bread, the prospect of finishing off the part of the beer not used in the bread), Dill Cottage Cheese Bread has no explanation. It's just there because Bracken needed something for February 23.
The diet bread doesn't show up until the end of the month-- the 27th.
You might notice that this recipe is from Dr. N. and wonder whether that's a reference to the pun-loving fellow we met last month, Dr. Neitzelgrinder. It is indeed.
Since this is a LONG recipe for a book for reluctant cooks, the steps emphasize just how much of the preparation is hands-off time. Cooks are to "Look out the window or go water the cactus" while the butter melts in step 2, and perhaps go out for "a walk and a little TM or the matinee at the Bijou" while the dough rises.
It's also fine to shape the dough chunks in whatever way is easiest, even if they end up looking like "undiscovered continents."
It was a bit of a mystery to me as to why this particular recipe, with its quarter cup of butter and several tablespoons of sesame seeds, is the diet one, but apparently the fact that it's rolled so thin is supposed to make big pieces of it seem really substantial. This has no fewer calories than any of the other recipes, (and probably more per ounce than, say, the French bread), but "a book-sized piece of it has the dieter feeling loved."
The trick is to make it seem like much more than it really is-- perhaps the theme for most of the recipes in this book. Here, "more" means both size and amount of work, but the work part applies just about everywhere! I started the chapter feeling as if it was out of place, but by the end, it almost seemed to epitomize the book as a whole. That's a pretty neat trick-- even neater than convincing oneself that this is low-cal bread.
My first thought was that even though she hated to cook, she hated the cold even more. What better reason to have the oven on than a loaf of bread?
ReplyDeleteAnd fresh bread is soooo much better than store bought.
DeleteYes it does, and given the crappy weather here, making my own will be easier than getting to a grocery store! This week's theme is ice. Last week was extreme cold...preceded by 2 weeks of snow...spring can come ANY TIME!
DeleteWe didn't have much ice this week, with highs in the 50s and even 60s. Tomorrow will be an ice rink, though, as it's rained all week and tomorrow's high will be in the 20s. Fun.
DeleteYou get it the day after us. I had about 4-6 cm of bumpy ice on my car with about an inch and a half of ice at the bottom of the front and rear windows. I was quite thankful that I bought a bottle of car window ice melt years ago when it was on clearance. I knew that I would need it sometime, and it was today. That said, my car was still idling for a good 30 minutes while I was getting the windows clean enough to see out of. I worked at home today, but I wanted to chip the worst of the ice off in daylight.
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