You know I wanted to do a Halloween menu from Cincinnati Celebrates: Cooking and Entertaining for All Seasons (Junior League of Cincinnati, first printing August, 1974, though mine is from the 1980 fifth printing) for October, but the one in this book was frankly boring. The menu was pretty basic and had few actual recipes associated with it. The decorations were pretty traditional. The most exciting touch was that the invitations were supposed to be written in invisible ink on ghost-shaped paper with only the instructions "Iron Me" visible, so the invisible ink would turn visible. So instead of going with the holiday I love, I picked a menu for an event that I could not care less about: tailgating.
I mean "Parking Lot Picnics."
The invitation is a miniature card of an actual tailgate, though, so I'm pretty sure I'm right in assuming that the Junior Leaguers mean tailgate parties.
Note that the invitation says to "look for the 'chickens.'" If you've been paying attention to this book, I'll bet you can guess why.
Yep! It's a craft-- in this case, rubber chickens with the name of the opposing team tied around their necks before they were fastened to the car antennas. My favorite touch is the "replica of a football field with a Styrofoam tiger representing the Cincinnati Bengals," though. I'm sure everyone was impressed by the ball-shaped tiger with a yarn tail and cork legs running across a white-ribbon-bedecked green Styrofoam field. I also love that the illustration makes it look like a hybrid cat-pig with gumdrop legs trampling some freshly-dug graves, so maybe this post is still Halloween-appropriate. (Yes, I know the crosses are supposed to be a goalpost, but let me have this one.)
The Champura is supposed to help with the chill if it's a nippy fall day.
I didn't think that those goal posts looked very convincing either. I agree with the cemetery idea.
ReplyDeleteI hope there are a lot of port-o-johns for when the reheated shrimp kicks in. Who thinks that shellfish makes a good picnic food?
Now I'm imagining a bunch of Junior Leaguers being horrified by port-o-johns.
DeleteI know, isn't it great?
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